Old news but still funny-Dough Boy Eulogy


 

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. If you smiled while reading this, please rise to the occasion and pass it on to someone having a crumby day and kneading a lift. Hope this makes your day richer and more flavorful all around!

To: @Speramus
Subject: Fw: Pillsbury Doughboy Eulogy

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from

R.I.P.    REQUIESCAT IN PACE

R.I.P.
REQUIESCAT IN PACE

repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71 years old. He was not considered a very “smart” cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, but was thought of a roll model for millions.

Born and bread in Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth , Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

Toward the end, it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he remained unleavened.

JemimaThe funeral was held at 3:50 for about 25 minutes.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Forwarded Message —–

Remember if it made you smile pass it on to someone having a crumby day and kneading a lift.

 

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Still Hoping for the Triumph of the Immaculate Heart of Mary! I am a Secular Carmelite and a Marian Catechist joining with those who love Our Lady of Fatima to help Her win the final Victory for Christo et Ecclessiae (Christ and His Church)! Posts on Speramus' Posterous are not always Fatima related. However, I hope they will be of interest to you and will help you to grow in the spiritual life and continue to "Fight the good fight of faith,and lay hold to eternal life, to which you are also called...." 1 Timothy 6:12. For more posts relating to the message of Our Lady at Fatima and its application for our times please follow me on Blogger http://speramus-hope.blogspot.com or Twitter https://twitter.com/Speramus
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